"All the hours spent watching TV will be replaced by training. Instead of your good smelling girlfriends, you will be rolling around with bad smelling, sweaty men. Your ears will become deformed until they look like cauliflowers. Your fingers will become calloused and you joints will hurt, your knees and ankles will never be the same again. Yet, you will be able to practice this sport JiuJitsu and you WILL love it!" - Ad for a Jiu-Jitsu school in Sao Paulo, Brazil
"All the hours spent watching TV will be replaced by training. Instead of your good smelling girlfriends, you will be rolling around with bad smelling, sweaty men. Your ears will become deformed until they look like cauliflowers. Your fingers will become calloused and you joints will hurt, your knees and ankles will never be the same again. Yet, you will be able to practice this sport JiuJitsu and you WILL love it!" - Ad for a Jiu-Jitsu school in Sao Paulo, Brazil